Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do cows like to dance to?
Do dads always snore?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do termites go camping?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call two birds stuck together?