What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?