What kind of cheese can you sew with?
String cheese.
Why are frogs always so happy?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?