Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is the color of the wind?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?