What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Thank you for every ting.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What does the sun drink out of?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What season begins with a thud?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?