What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?