Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where do ants go to eat?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?