What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How does a penguin build its house?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?