Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
He wanted to rock and roll.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How do you grill cheese?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What nationality are most fish?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why is sand so optimistic?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do cats wear to work?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?