Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What does a panda ghost say?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?