What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?