I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What tea do footballers drink?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's the friendliest pen?
Can February March?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?