Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How is cat food sold?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How do frogs get to work?
What happens when grass goes out of town?