What does a cloud wear under his pants?
The museum curator needed a break.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?