Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?