Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What bird is always sad?
Where do chips wear socks?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What kind of bird can write?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?