What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How are mountains able to see?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?