What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
A book just fell on my head.
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?