Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?