How do you grill cheese?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?