What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?