What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?