Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do bees say in the summer?