What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did autumn say to summer?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Which tree can't stop crying?