Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do naked fish play with?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do pigs do over the summer?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Families are like fudge.