It's allergy season again?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why was the pirate late for work?