What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why are cars magic?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
OK, that's enough fish puns.