What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?