What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's the slowest 5k?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?