Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?