What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's a henway?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why are trees always so positive?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?