What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How does a taco bless the table?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?