Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How do snowmen get information?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Which singer could always break a five?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?