How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?