What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What says: oom oom oom?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?