What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?