What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?