Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?