What's a cat's favorite snack?
Goldfish® crackers.
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What game do mice love to play?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How are mountains able to see?