How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
Why do bees gossip?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why do mice need oiling?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?