Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What do you give a sick pig?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why are turtles so shy?