What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?