How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
When do astronauts eat?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?