When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's the richest basketball team?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do elves learn in school?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?