Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Families are like fudge.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's the friendliest pen?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?