Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do little fish love to play with?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Where do books sleep?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do naked fish play with?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What sweet treat never panics?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?