What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What car can you only see twice a year?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?