What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How do fish watch TV shows?