Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?