How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a sad latte?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How was the wedding?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What animal floats best?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?